Mume anapotazama soka alafu Mama anapitapita tu

Hii inasemekana kutokea maeneo ya pande za wenzetu wale ambapo mama alijua yuko kudance na babaa kumbe....hebu play hii video chini ujionee mwenyewe kilichotokea

To say she is beautiful is to ignore so many other words

it’s surprising how quickly i can clean up my house when the price is right

she said she had some lobsters. i said i have some mashed potatoes, broccoli and carrots.

i didnt tell her that the potatoes were pre mashed and the veggies you can nuke in the bag.

when she came over she saw a huge Groupon box that was just delivered.

whats that she asked?

not sure, i said, nervous that it might be some inappropriateness that i’d bought for another.

she said arent you gonna open it?

i said, it wouldnt be a surprise if i open it.

the food got made fast, we sat on my couch. the cats behaved.

finally she said, are you seriously not going to open the box?

the movie was boring.

so i said, fine. but you have to know, sometimes i order things as gifts for people

and they’re completely jokes.

uh huh, she said and retrieved a pair of scissors from my wall.

i hang scissors on my wall, ok?

opened the box and it was this Egg Cooker where you can hard boil up to 7 eggs at one time.

i was relieved.

she said, im stuffed but maybe we should see if this works.

it worked.

we sprinkled some salt on the eggs, ate them, and i said, i fucking love eggs

she said me too and took off her sweater.

Umesikia hii: Majibu ya Man Fongo baada ya kudaiwa kunyang’anywa gari na Meneja wake

March 6 2017 kupitia  Clouds FM, Soudy Brown ameileta inayomhusu kwa mkali wa muziki wa singeli, Man fongo. Inadaiwa Meneja wake G Maker amemnyang’anya gari pamoja na kadi aliyomkabidhi baada ya kuvunja mkataba wao.
Soudy Kazungumza na meneja wa Man Fongo…….>>>“lile pale nilimpa mdogo wangu ajishikizeshikize kwenye hili baada ya hapo nikamwambia ushaachia haina ushemeji ushakuwa super star, kuanza kutembea na boda boda tena mmepanda mshikaki inakuwa miyeyusho, mambo yakishakuwa mazuri nirudishie ndinga langu”;-G Maker

“G maker hajaninyang’anya gari ila kachukua gari kaenda kuuza kwa sababu tulivyopiga show ya fiesta nikachukua hela kama milioni 12 akaenda kununua Alteza, akanunua kwa jina lake yeye, hatukuandikishana kimaandishi lakini ile Alteza ni hela yangu mimi”:–Man Fongo

Je Umeshaiona Show ya Alikiba na Dimpoz Las Vegas Marekani March 3 2017

Usiku wa March 3 huko Las Vegas nchini Marekani waimbaji wa Bongo fleva Alikiba na Ommy Dimpoz  walipiga show katika ukumbi wa Sky Beach Club Marekani kwenye Tour yao, Sasa bofya hapa uitazame

Video: Harmorapa noma, akutana na Professor J na kumuonyesha uwezo wake wa kuchana

Rapper Harmorapa amekutana uso kwa uso na msanii mkongwe wa muziki wa hip hip ambaye pia ni mbunge wa Mikumi Joseph Haule aka Professor Jay na kumuonyesha mkongwe huyo kile anachokifanya kwenye muziki wa hip hop.

Wawili hao walikutana wiki iliyopita katika studio ya Parazobeats ya producer Mr Ttouch iliyopo Sinza Parestina jijini Dar es salaam.
Kwa mujibu wa video hiyo, Mr T touch alimuamuru Harmorapa kuchana kidogo ili Professor J aone kipaji cha kijana huyo